Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Hurricane Tips!

5 comments:

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Obviously we need better border security. Hurricanes get out. Reeeeeeeee!

Beantown AntiFacist said...

More people need to shoot their guns at the hurricane. 2nd Amendment 4evah!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

Those poor oppressed beachfront property owners need our halp!!!!

Thersites said...

Bail out the millionaires!

FreeThinke said...

__________ The Hurricane Drag __________

Here comes the wind, see how she blows
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag

Whips up the sea wild as can be
We may get swept away
Wipes out the Grid; now you’re free as a kid
But this ain’t no time to play

Here comes the wind, see how she blows
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
Raise your hackles like the Swastika flag

Please don’t pass gas from your ass
Nobody needs the stench
While we’re here trembling with fear
Hunkered down in the trench.

EVERYBODY
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
Feel your blood freeze as you face new woes
Thats the way to watch the weather vane
As you struggle in the Hurricane
That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag.


~ Mollie Coddler