“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
Obviously we need better border security. Hurricanes get out. Reeeeeeeee!
More people need to shoot their guns at the hurricane. 2nd Amendment 4evah!
Those poor oppressed beachfront property owners need our halp!!!!
Bail out the millionaires!
__________ The Hurricane Drag __________Here comes the wind, see how she blowsDown on your knees, suck on your toesThat’s the way to do the Hurricane DragWhips up the sea wild as can beWe may get swept awayWipes out the Grid; now you’re free as a kidBut this ain’t no time to playHere comes the wind, see how she blowsDown on your knees, suck on your toesRaise your hackles like the Swastika flagPlease don’t pass gas from your assNobody needs the stenchWhile we’re here trembling with fearHunkered down in the trench.EVERYBODYDown on your knees, suck on your toesFeel your blood freeze as you face new woesThats the way to watch the weather vaneAs you struggle in the Hurricane That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag.~ Mollie Coddler
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