“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
―Philip Freneau
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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again?
Archilochus
Here comes the wind, see how she blows Down on your knees, suck on your toes That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag
Whips up the sea wild as can be We may get swept away Wipes out the Grid; now you’re free as a kid But this ain’t no time to play
Here comes the wind, see how she blows Down on your knees, suck on your toes Raise your hackles like the Swastika flag
Please don’t pass gas from your ass Nobody needs the stench While we’re here trembling with fear Hunkered down in the trench.
EVERYBODY Down on your knees, suck on your toes Feel your blood freeze as you face new woes Thats the way to watch the weather vane As you struggle in the Hurricane That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag.
5 comments:
Obviously we need better border security. Hurricanes get out. Reeeeeeeee!
More people need to shoot their guns at the hurricane. 2nd Amendment 4evah!
Those poor oppressed beachfront property owners need our halp!!!!
Bail out the millionaires!
__________ The Hurricane Drag __________
Here comes the wind, see how she blows
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag
Whips up the sea wild as can be
We may get swept away
Wipes out the Grid; now you’re free as a kid
But this ain’t no time to play
Here comes the wind, see how she blows
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
Raise your hackles like the Swastika flag
Please don’t pass gas from your ass
Nobody needs the stench
While we’re here trembling with fear
Hunkered down in the trench.
EVERYBODY
Down on your knees, suck on your toes
Feel your blood freeze as you face new woes
Thats the way to watch the weather vane
As you struggle in the Hurricane
That’s the way to do the Hurricane Drag.
~ Mollie Coddler
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