“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
―Philip Freneau
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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again?
Archilochus
The sun is setting in the east these days. The north pole traveled southward long ago. The penguins in the tropics now wear leis. The roses in the tundra sweetly blow.
The tides receding come in nevermore. The geese now migrate from the south to north. The ocean vast is nothing now but shore. The semen towards the egg will not come forth.
Negativity we worship now as god. Perversity is wholesome; Virtue’s vile. Normality’s regarded now as odd. Whatever’s queer is welcomed with a smile.
Darkness has become the Guiding Light. To stay alive we must not fight the Blight.
Why should the mere thought of buggery Inspire desire for thuggery In those whose sweet ass Never entered by crass Pederasts suffered any skullduggery?
California, here I come Out to join the nation's scum Where potflowers powers from the fields spring Each morning at dawning Addicts doze or dance and sing! A pot-hazed bum calls "Don't be late!" That's why I can hardly wait, Open up your Golden Gate! California, here I come! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Was there ever a society In all of human history Where women were allowed to be Free in promiscuity, And a wife to many men?
Imagine then what life would be If men were ignominiously Kept in rude captivity on stud farms Guarded by Lesbianic gendarmes Like bulls held in a pen!
Is turnabout fair play, Or only one misguided way Of lousing up the day By insisting things be equal?
God only knows for sure, So we must then endure Whatever status quo Saddles us with woe, Until He writes the sequel!
Someone recently claimed that Agatha Christie had been KNIGHTED by Queen Elizabeth II. Agatha Christie was a DAME of the British Empire, so how could she possibly have been a KNIGHT? No Knight in my sphere of knowledge and acquaintance would ever allow himself to be called a DAME.
Perhaps Cole Porter was writing in code? Here's what he probably meant, but didn’t quite dare say:
_____ Knight and Dame _____
Knight and Dame, I am the one I am unique beneath the moon And under the sun Whether near to me, or far I’m a wonder, I’m a shining star, I think of me Dame and Knight,
Knight and Dame, why is it so That this adulation follows wherever I go In the jet set's roaring boom In the gurgling of my mother's womb I can't but be Dame and Knight,
Knight and Dame that's my duality There's an oh such a hungry yearning For my high quality And this torment you will see Till I spend my life making love to me Dame and Knight, Knight and Dame.
~ With deepest apologies to Cole Porter
tALK ABOUT GENDER FLUIDITY! THAT'S ONE FOR THE BOOKS! AND YOU_THOUGHT yoU KNEW WHICH END WAS UP! HAH!
___ Ode on the Recent Banning ___ of Public Nudity in San Francisco
Oh what's the harm in being nude, If no one's viewed while getting screwed? Though natural, that would be too crude, Even if one's not a prude.
Every father –– every mother –– Possesses one thing –– or another –– As does every sister, brother, So why the fuss, the muss, the bother?
As long as brother's made like dad, And sister has what mother had, There's no call to be sad or mad, In fact it should make most feel glad.
If parts got switched, then there'd be cause For consternation –– not applause –– So, I guess at least should be one clause Or two within a township's laws
Restricting what may be displayed On side streets, park grounds, on parade, In sunshine, rain, in light or shade Deterred, not just deferred, delayed.
For most folks shy away from freaks, And soon react with piercing shrieks, And then there are the gawking geeks, And those who publicly take leaks!
And then, comparison of size, While never wise, engenders sighs, Besides, the sight of flabby thighs Might gag reflexes energize!
And so, since mobs are rarely quiet, And many fatties will not diet, Would-be voyeurs will not buy it. So, just stay clothed. Why start a riot?
Oh, and by the way Gay’s not here to stay Man’s always been that way Since the dawn of time When we rose from the slime And no matter how much fear and dread With serried ranks of martyred dead The tyrants slay then put in play Or petty, purse-lipped fears and superstitions Threaten with suspicions A couples' sex positions Authority has no natural right to say With whom one should or should not lay.
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U_____G_____H_____!
The narrator of the Tokyo piece is an obvious faggot, but i AGREE with his stated philosophy.
Sexulity n Japan is a PRIVATE matter."
Oh how I wish that were true everywhere!
SOCIETAL DEGENERATION: ON the FLOE
The sun is setting in the east these days.
The north pole traveled southward long ago.
The penguins in the tropics now wear leis.
The roses in the tundra sweetly blow.
The tides receding come in nevermore.
The geese now migrate from the south to north.
The ocean vast is nothing now but shore.
The semen towards the egg will not come forth.
Negativity we worship now as god.
Perversity is wholesome; Virtue’s vile.
Normality’s regarded now as odd.
Whatever’s queer is welcomed with a smile.
Darkness has become the Guiding Light.
To stay alive we must not fight the Blight.
~ FreeThinke
______________ BANNING SODOMY ________________
Lest somehow you could manage In every bed to be
There could be no advantage to banning sodomy.
~ Yagotta Faysitte
"The Only Worthwhile Sort of Control is SELF-CONtrOL."
~ Il Pescatore Saggio
________ BIBLE LIBEL ________
Quite honestly, polygamy
___ Is all over the Bible.
To say the ancients lived like beasts
___ Isn’t any libel.
There's little thought or talk of love,
Since women were just chattel.
Men were free to fornicate,
While girls were bred like cattle.
There is no way that we can say
What's best for everyone.
What's right for me might poison thee
Or take away your fun.
Oh how I wish we could be free
To live life as we choose,
And cease all consternation
Over other peoples' views!
~ FreeThinke
Why should the mere thought of buggery
Inspire desire for thuggery
In those whose sweet ass
Never entered by crass
Pederasts suffered any skullduggery?
~ Lord Alfred Douglass
California, here I come
Out to join the nation's scum
Where potflowers powers from the fields spring
Each morning at dawning
Addicts doze or dance and sing!
A pot-hazed bum calls "Don't be late!"
That's why I can hardly wait,
Open up your Golden Gate!
California, here I come!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
~ Yu No Hu - noted Oriental Immoralist
___ Is Turnabout Fair Play? ___
Was there ever a society
In all of human history
Where women were allowed to be
Free in promiscuity,
And a wife to many men?
Imagine then what life would be
If men were ignominiously
Kept in rude captivity on stud farms
Guarded by Lesbianic gendarmes
Like bulls held in a pen!
Is turnabout fair play,
Or only one misguided way
Of lousing up the day
By insisting things be equal?
God only knows for sure,
So we must then endure
Whatever status quo
Saddles us with woe,
Until He writes the sequel!
~ FreeThinke
__________ INEQUALITY __________
Today, there is no worse affliction
Than the curse of sex addiction.
Especially, if it's detected
From the hetero-male directed.
Apparently, now it’s AOK
To parade naked, if you're gay,
But dare to give a broad the eye,
And you'll soon be hung out to dry.
Gays in public squares may tarry
Shrieking for the right to marry,
But no more do men dare to flirt
With e'en a wretched piece of skirt.
Since men are free no more to play,
Do feminists hope they'll all turn gay?
~ FreeThinle
___ LUST WINS the DAY ___
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly,
But Jill said, “I don't wanna!”
Then up came Bill, to press his will
And get what he was after.
"Get out, you Cunt,
What you don't want
I'll take," said he with laughter!
Up shot Jack's cock
As though to mock
His former orientation.
"Please don't pull back,
Now lick my crack,"
Said he with veneration.
So Bill and Jack stayed in the sack.
Poor Jill was quite the loser.
The boys now live in Jack's old shack,
And Jill's a hopeless boozer!
~ FreeThinke
Someone recently claimed that Agatha Christie had been KNIGHTED by Queen Elizabeth II. Agatha Christie was a DAME of the British Empire, so how could she possibly have been a KNIGHT? No Knight in my sphere of knowledge and acquaintance would ever allow himself to be called a DAME.
Perhaps Cole Porter was writing in code? Here's what he probably meant, but didn’t quite dare say:
_____ Knight and Dame _____
Knight and Dame, I am the one
I am unique beneath the moon
And under the sun
Whether near to me, or far
I’m a wonder, I’m a shining star,
I think of me
Dame and Knight,
Knight and Dame, why is it so
That this adulation follows wherever I go
In the jet set's roaring boom
In the gurgling of my mother's womb
I can't but be
Dame and Knight,
Knight and Dame that's my duality
There's an oh such a hungry yearning
For my high quality
And this torment you will see
Till I spend my life making love to me
Dame and Knight, Knight and Dame.
~ With deepest apologies to Cole Porter
tALK ABOUT GENDER FLUIDITY! THAT'S ONE FOR THE BOOKS!
AND YOU_THOUGHT yoU KNEW WHICH END WAS UP! HAH!
];^}>
___ Ode on the Recent Banning ___
of Public Nudity in San Francisco
Oh what's the harm in being nude,
If no one's viewed while getting screwed?
Though natural, that would be too crude,
Even if one's not a prude.
Every father –– every mother ––
Possesses one thing –– or another ––
As does every sister, brother,
So why the fuss, the muss, the bother?
As long as brother's made like dad,
And sister has what mother had,
There's no call to be sad or mad,
In fact it should make most feel glad.
If parts got switched, then there'd be cause
For consternation –– not applause ––
So, I guess at least should be one clause
Or two within a township's laws
Restricting what may be displayed
On side streets, park grounds, on parade,
In sunshine, rain, in light or shade
Deterred, not just deferred, delayed.
For most folks shy away from freaks,
And soon react with piercing shrieks,
And then there are the gawking geeks,
And those who publicly take leaks!
And then, comparison of size,
While never wise, engenders sighs,
Besides, the sight of flabby thighs
Might gag reflexes energize!
And so, since mobs are rarely quiet,
And many fatties will not diet,
Would-be voyeurs will not buy it.
So, just stay clothed. Why start a riot?
~ FreeThinke
______ FINALE ______
Oh, and by the way
Gay’s not here to stay
Man’s always been that way
Since the dawn of time
When we rose from the slime
And no matter how much fear and dread
With serried ranks of martyred dead
The tyrants slay then put in play
Or petty, purse-lipped fears and superstitions
Threaten with suspicions
A couples' sex positions
Authority has no natural right to say
With whom one should or should not lay.
~ Lorenzo di Libido
You're on a roll, Franco...
:P
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