“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
―Philip Freneau
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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again?
Archilochus
Both chess players align into the Sicilian defense, castle to their King's rook, and on the eight move, the white Queen moves forward one space and black takes the Queen's pawn and both phalanxes become a bloodbath for the center of the board.
I play chess, but not very well. Black playing the Sicilian defense in response to white opening with king's pawn to E3 has a slight statistical advantage to winning though. The game is pretty much usually decided by the first eight moves. :P
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Both chess players align into the Sicilian defense, castle to their King's rook, and on the eight move, the white Queen moves forward one space and black takes the Queen's pawn and both phalanxes become a bloodbath for the center of the board.
Pawn Pawn
Knight Bishop Bishop Knight
Pawn Queen Pawn
Rook King
(How to look competent at chess in 8 moves)
Nobody plays chess for balance ;)
There isn't a Russian chess player alive that can beat the chess app on your phone.
The guy just wants to be in the game and not have all his pieces moved for him.
...or worse, have to watch his cell phone play itself all day.
He should stick to Tetris until he learns problems stack up faster than a command economy can sort them.
He should stick to Tetris until he learns problems stack up faster than a command economy can sort them.
I think I am glad I don't play chess!
I play chess, but not very well. Black playing the Sicilian defense in response to white opening with king's pawn to E3 has a slight statistical advantage to winning though. The game is pretty much usually decided by the first eight moves. :P
The defending bishops and knights have sliced every thing the attacker sent for the queen. now they're taking the chess match to the other side of the center.
Panic, Ivan.
The Ukrainians are calling this a "special education exercise" lol
Ukraine should circle back and hit the firefighters that showed up }XD
This helo attack will simply encourage the Russians to take off their gloves.
Assuming the Russians have gloves lol
Take Kursk, roll in the heavy artillery and dig in, start shelling Moscow.
If a Hind helicopter can slip under Russian radar and air defenses, drones and choppers carrying special forces troops can too.
We're going to see lots of shit blowing up on Russian soil soon. Make popcorn.
The Russians are going to refuel their forces in Donbas via WiFi
roflmao
Russia be like "Hey America can we have some wheat to make into rocket and jet fuel?"
And America be like, "no, this is a gluten free war."
Assuming the Russians have gloves lol
The Ukrainians still have buildings standing?
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