Dioscouri Obscouri

Romulus/Remus Arete Barely Knew Ye!Tweedledum and Tweedledee
Agreed to have a battle;
For Tweedledum said Tweedledee
Had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Just then flew down a monstrous crow,
As black as a tar-barrel;
Which frightened both the heroes so,
They quite forgot their quarrel.- Lewis Carroll

...the square roots of Dionysian legitimacy