“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
They’ve rioted in Baltimore TRA la la la la LA la! They’re writhing in pain. There’s a hurricane in Florida Blowing in too much rain. TRA la la la la LA!
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls Race wars are fomenting from the North to the South Poles The Muslims hate the Christians With atheists we've lost touch Now most people hate each other very much!
But we may unite yet in alliance proud Jong Un now possesses a Mushroom-Shaped Cloud So we can be certain on some lovely day That jerk will go berserk And we will all be blown away!
Now an earthquake’s just hit Mexico TRA la la la la LA la! Disease stalks the land What Nature doesn’t do to us Will be done by the Human Hand!
_ The World Weary Waltz _
ReplyDeleteThey’ve rioted in Baltimore
TRA la la la la LA la!
They’re writhing in pain.
There’s a hurricane in Florida
Blowing in too much rain.
TRA la la la la LA!
The whole world is festering with unhappy souls
Race wars are fomenting from
the North to the South Poles
The Muslims hate the Christians
With atheists we've lost touch
Now most people hate each other very much!
But we may unite yet in alliance proud
Jong Un now possesses a Mushroom-Shaped Cloud
So we can be certain on some lovely day
That jerk will go berserk
And we will all be blown away!
Now an earthquake’s just hit Mexico
TRA la la la la LA la!
Disease stalks the land
What Nature doesn’t do to us
Will be done by the Human Hand!
~ Sheldon Harnick (revisted and updated by FT)
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ReplyDeleteLIVING is HAZARDOUS to YOUR HEALTH!
ReplyDeleteLIFE is a TERMINAL DISEASE!
ReplyDeleteALL is INFINITE MIND and ITS INFINITE MANIFESTATION, therefore EVERYTHING is MENTAL.
ReplyDeleteThe PHYSICAL WORLD is ONLY an ILLUSION
Made worse by Government experimentation.
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