Why Isn't MY Life as Wonderful as all the Facebook Pages of my Digi-Friends?

 ...it couldn't be that they're selectively curating their pages to show only the good things, can it?  Why we all so FOMO? Excuse me while I go check my e-mail...

btw - Pen and paper to text & communicate?  Really?  Don't these retro-hillbilly's from the stix have I-Phone reception?