Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Hillary Elephants

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  1. Hillaphant

    Hillaphantiasis

    Hillariasis

    Hillassary

    Hillatosis

    Hillanemia

    Hillarrhea

    Hillaveracity

    Hillifluous

    Hillamale

    Hillesbian


    Add more at your leisure

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  2. A dreary old dyke, Hilla Reece,
    Felt a need for erotic release,
    So she rubbed her pudenda
    With the smooth shiny end o'
    The pretty punk nose of her niece!

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  3. Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, in a race to see who can pull their parties further left.

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  4. ___ To A Muthah We Know Too Well ___

    Hating you for many’s now a hobby ––
    Incisive, bossy, proud iconoclast.
    Lusting after power, you may lobby
    Loudly for the the poor –– the lowest caste ––
    Amassed applauding at the Polling Gate.
    Railing at the Rich, you scorn their gold.
    You would have us be Slaves of the State
    Cheering as our lives become controlled ––
    Lost –– in endless snarls of red tape.
    Inventiveness to you should harnessed be
    Not to bring fulfillment, but to rape
    The profit from creative energy.
    O, Self-Appointed Goddess of the Ill,
    No one can afford to pay your Bill!


    ~ FreeThinke

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  5. _____ Sail On, O Ship of State ______

    What the truth might be no one can find.
    Hopeless is the quest on either side
    Invested as they are in staying blind
    To anything that points to Power denied.
    Entrenched in battle lines made to endure,
    Weapons drawn and ready to attack.
    A motivating force that’s quite impure
    Twists logic into seeing white as black.
    Examining our leaders’ feet of clay
    Removes us from confronting our own flaws,
    While they decisive action can delay
    On how to rid the Nation’s Face of yaws.
    Electing pugilists who throw the fight
    Scorches angels’ wings, yet sheds no light.

    ~ FreeThinke

    This sonnet was penned nineteen years ago in reference to the Clintons‘ Whitewater woes, but I see now that the basic sentiments apply to the way politics is conducted all the time.

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  6. We voters believe as truth that which we desire to believe and benefits us most... hence no scandals can touch the Hillary/Trumps.

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  7. P.T. Barnum had us all pegged brilliantly more than a hundred years ago, didn't he?

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  8. Lost in all the tomato and fist throwing is the premise that these people are rioting over "All Votes Matter."

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  9. "not gonna vote for ______? Here have a knuckle sammich"

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  10. Someone's going to have to come up with a hybrid between a donkey and an elephant to symbolise 'cuckdemocrats' like Hillary.

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  11. Hillharossis

    She's a female CUCKOLD. What might we do with that?

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  12. Should be portrayed with HORNS from now on.

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