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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again? Archilochus

Thursday, May 24, 2018

Zizek v. Peterson

5 comments:

FreeThinke said...

Charming satire!

If women continue to be permitted to wear makeup in the office, the ONLY way to equalize the odds would be for MEN to start wearing DRESSES, flashy earbobs,and tons of face paint.

I suppose BEARDS would have to be VERBOTEN, because women (GASP!) cannot grow them, so faciaL hair would only serve to exacerbate the millennias-old inequity male-chauvinist, patriarchal societies have ruthlessly imposed on the perennially-victimized female sex since time immemorial.

So guys, get with the New Standards: Shave your legs, and armpits, wear your hair shoulder-length, use lipstick, rouge, eye shadow, mascara, douse yourself in French perfume, and be sure to strap your dick to your leg after it's encased in wire mesh so as to eliminate your innately unfair advantage over the poor helpless female "receptacles" of your centuries-old vicious, barbaric oppressive behavior.

And GIRLS, it's now YOUR turn to wear combat boots, and sport either a crewcut or shave your head in the manner of the late Yul Brynner. Remain cold, aloof and hostile to everyone at all times, never lever smile or et a laugh escape your lips. Keep your facial expression impassive, uninvoved, permanently frozen in a perpetual frown, and tight-lipped disapproval. Most important of all you kust be be prepared at all times to kick the shit with your steel-tipped, knee-high, cleated leather boots out of wayward males who dare even to TRY to make eye contact with you. Always aim for their testicles with a punching tearing approach so as to i[nf,ict maximum damage.

Remember your POWER may be derived ONLY from relentless, brutal HOSTILITY toward the male sex. Let your VAGINA be your guide, your confidante, your best friend, your lover, your GOD –– your only means of SALVATION.

~ Gloria Skunt

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

What a THOT!

(((Thought Criminal))) said...

KEK!

FreeThinke said...

P_______H_______E_______W_______!

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

:P