“They saw their injured country's woe;
The flaming town, the wasted field;
Then rushed to meet the insulting foe;
They took the spear, - but left the shield.”
―Philip Freneau
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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again?
Archilochus
I also HATE whiny, monotoonous, simple-minded, strophic "folk songs" that display no color, no dynamic gradation, no harmonic variation and never modulate from the key in which they began.
We need to strart a GoFundMe account for Dervish Sanders, so he can afford to purchase the lifetime supply of BOTENE and SMARTMOUTH he so desperately needs to TRy at least to neutralize his legendary HALITOSIS.
P__________H_________E__________W__________!
I've heard tales from reliable sources that when poor Fartbreath walks into a diner, or tries to stand on line at McDonalds or Burger King customers scatter like dry leaves in a hurricane to get out of the place.
His breath is SO vile waiters, waitresses, hostesses, janitors, and even short-order cooks, have been known to QUIT their JOBS on the spot, beause they couldn't stand to be in the same place with his horrifying stinky breath.
Store clerks run from behnd their counters when he approaches, and no barber will cut his hair –– so terrible is the STENCH that emanates from his filthy mouth.
At least two pizzerias have literally been FORCED out of business, because they couldn't stop this putrid Fount of Foul Exhalation from entering their premises.
So PLEASE help ALL of SOCIETY by contributing to the Stinkmouth Sanders GoFundME Anti-Fartbreath Account.
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I take NO INTEREST and have NO PItY for PEOPLE –– ESPECIALLY WOMEN –– WHO BATHE in SELF PITY and WEAR a BATHETIC AURA of AFFECTED MARTYRDOM.
I also HATE whiny, monotoonous, simple-minded, strophic "folk songs" that display no color, no dynamic gradation, no harmonic variation and never modulate from the key in which they began.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRING!
HEY! Let's do smethng NICE for a change.
We need to strart a GoFundMe account for Dervish Sanders, so he can afford to purchase the lifetime supply of BOTENE and SMARTMOUTH he so desperately needs to TRy at least to neutralize his legendary HALITOSIS.
P__________H_________E__________W__________!
I've heard tales from reliable sources that when poor Fartbreath walks into a diner, or tries to stand on line at McDonalds or Burger King customers scatter like dry leaves in a hurricane to get out of the place.
His breath is SO vile waiters, waitresses, hostesses, janitors, and even short-order cooks, have been known to QUIT their JOBS on the spot, beause they couldn't stand to be in the same place with his horrifying stinky breath.
Store clerks run from behnd their counters when he approaches, and no barber will cut his hair –– so terrible is the STENCH that emanates from his filthy mouth.
At least two pizzerias have literally been FORCED out of business, because they couldn't stop this putrid Fount of Foul Exhalation from entering their premises.
So PLEASE help ALL of SOCIETY by contributing to the Stinkmouth Sanders GoFundME Anti-Fartbreath Account.
I'll contribute! :)
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