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And by a prudent flight and cunning save A life which valour could not, from the grave. A better buckler I can soon regain, But who can get another life again? Archilochus

Saturday, May 23, 2015

The Counting Begins...

45 comments:

Gert said...

Ok, LOOOSERS (FJ and JC), get ready to LOOOOSE! Start coughing up! Fire poker the big fat L on yer foreheads!!

I’m not planning to be graceful, humble or dignified in my victory, so mine’s a Chimay (all of them pictured!) ;-)

Brilliant skit BTW, FJ: loved the lesbirn version of copulation! Flamin’ gheys…

Thersites said...

Going back to your "roots" for beer, Gert? ;)

If you can get Irishmen to actually vote to be sodomized, you deserve a beer.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

ps - FJ/JC are both moi.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

From the reports, it looks like you've won our bet. I'm not conceeding until I see the numbers, but please be prepared to e-mail me a postal address of a friend where you can take delivery.

rncscab@hotmail.com

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Oh, and Congratulations! :)

Gert said...

Thank you, very gentleman like!

Yes, back to my 'roots' but for beer only...

Yay! Now I is turning Ghey wif joy, just like the Jebus people sed I wud!

ARMAGAYDDON!

https://youtu.be/Ervtik_7jYQ

That rainbow over Dublin must be a sign Jesus voted Yes!

Gert said...

JC = FJ. Should have guessed , you're the blogger with a million aliases.

Next stop, US of A! Yay!

Gert said...

Kind of sad FJ = JC, would have been kinda nice to beat two 'conservatives' at once. You're robbing me of a victory. Gore Bush all over again...

Gert said...

BTW, no need to send stuff half way down the globe: cyber beer is cyber beer. Not tangible.

Gert said...

The Tender Sounds of Sodomy

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Sorry to rob you of half a victory... I thought that you knew most of my alias'. :(

But a real beer would probably taste pretty sweet... and I know that there are more than a few shops in the UK that "deliver", so if there's an address I can deliver some to, please send it to me (a friend's might do if you want to retain your anonymity). So please, a bet's a bet. It would be my pleasure to pay for my error in judgement.

rncscab@hotmail.com

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...or if you'd prefer a $25 donation to be made to a favorite charity, give me its' name and I'll make the arrangements.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...you can even make it to someone I'd normally find obnoxious.

Gert said...

Alright then, it would be unbelgian to refuse an offer for free beer, so thanks! I kind of blog only half-anonymously and you can find my real name and physical address here, which is also my business address.

One day I’ll figure out how all these aliases of yours fit together.

‘Farmer’ is the most proactive and nicest all over. JC seems to be the anti-neoliberal one. Speedy the ‘pro-hetero’ (but also ‘anti-homo’, so a useless rear-guard fight). And then there’s Thersites, Ins. AIpac and Mrs Grundy. The latter I might even occasionally ‘borrow’ myself.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

It'll be coming from Amazon.com:

Your estimated delivery date is:
Wednesday, May 27, 2015 -
Friday, May 29, 2015

Your delivery option:
Express Delivery

Your Orders
Your order will be sent to:
Gert Meyers
13 Oxford Street
BRIDLINGTON, YO16 4LB
United Kingdom

Order Details
Order #202-1367656-5561928

If you don't get it by the 30th, please let me know and I'll hound them a bit.

Enjoy. And Congratulations again.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

ps - And actually "Speedy" is my Venezuelan opposition supporter. Titan is my homophobic gay basher. ;)

Titan Uranus 2 said...

:P

Gert said...

Ok, I'll be looking out for it. Ta again! :-)

Gert said...

Fun with Deepak Chopra (Quantum Woowoo Hokum)

Joe Conservative said...

Now THAT is deep... ;)

Gert said...

That's Deepshit Chopra for ya. Could sell sand to the Arabs, ice to the Inuit. Will sell his Gran for a fiver.

A REAL achiever, wouldn't you say? ;-)

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Certainly a man with the power of faith.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...or at least a recognition of the inexplicable 'surplus' missing from the practice of 'pure' science.

FreeThinke said...

HUMBUG!

Thersites said...

...still NOT helpful, FT. :(

Gert said...

'Es just a little grumpy tonite.

Gert said...

Three bottles of Chimay, plus appropriate serving glass arrived right on schedule this morning. Yay! They will be savoured with care. Thanks again!

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

The pleasure is mine. Op uw gezonheid! (Hope that's right!)

Gert said...

Almost spot on: 'gezon[b]d[/b]heid'.

Wow, big FIFA scandal. Finally! What took them so long? ;-)

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Evidently FIFA/Qatar didn't spend enough with the Clinton Foundation. THAT'll teach 'em! :)

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

It's wasn't about the law, it was about voters Feeling good about themselves!

Results of the law be damned.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Sorry. Still trying to understand the vote. :(

Gert said...

Nice job by the FBI though. Kudos.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Some precedent for future donations to the Obama Presidential Library simply MUST be set...!

Gert said...

Evidence, FJ?

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Evidence? The corruption of our DOJ is complete. Being a "Republican" in America has become a criminal act.

The Democrats via Sharpton/Jackson have been shaking down corporations for donations for years. That it is now going "global" should come as a surprise to no one.

Gert said...

Denny Hastert did a Big Bad

That FIFA WASN'T probed properly earlier by European 'DOJs' is the real mystery.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

That FIFA WASN'T probed properly earlier by European 'DOJs' is the real mystery.

Which European country doesn't want to host the World Cup? There's no 'mystery' at all.

...and the statute of limitations expired on Denny Hastert 40 years ago. Sure, the victim could still sue. But he already got his millions (no sympathetic jury pool), so what would be the point OTHER than outting Hastert as a perv (which is what the DOJ has taken upon itself to do... ruining the chance of the victim to keep collecting his extortion $) In other words, this is pure politics. "Justice" is merely the pretext.

Gert said...

Politics is politics, Farmer. Would 'your side' pass up such a chance?

Every time one of these 'Family Values(TM)' people trip up, the opposition has a field day. Business as usual.

Gert said...

Which European country doesn't want to host the World Cup? There's no 'mystery' at all.

'We [UK] wos robbed, I tell thee!'

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

Would 'your side' pass up such a chance?

We didn't prosecute WJC after the Starr Report. Democrats are just vindictively mean.

Gert said...

We didn't prosecute WJC after the Starr Report. Democrats are just vindictively mean.

What would you have prosecuted him for: an extramarital blowjob? LOL

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

For lying, under OATH, to the Court. Just as Hastert's "crime" was "lying" (not under oath) to the FBI over the reasons he was withdrawing money from his personal bank account.

Gert said...

After he had been acquitted that would have been hopeless, no? US law depends heavily on legal precedents.

-FJ the Dangerous and Extreme MAGA Jew said...

...and an Impeachment tries the office, a Court of Law, the Man. The Office gained an acquittal, as the House voted "guilty" and the Senate fell short of the 2/3 majority needed for removal of the man from the office. In other words, the only peril Impeachment brought to WJC was to his continuance in office.

Judgment in Cases of Impeachment shall not extend further than to removal from Office, and disqualification to hold and enjoy any Office of honor, Trust or Profit under the United States: but the Party convicted shall nevertheless be liable and subject to Indictment, Trial, Judgment and Punishment, according to Law.

More on Impeachment in the United States.